If you haven’t picked up something for Mother’s Day yet, you better get on it (Mother’s Day gift guide) or prepare to hear about it for years to come.

You know your mom will make you feel guilty about it every chance she gets. On the flip side, she’s also the one who tells you how ‘You deserve better,’ and that ‘Good things come to those who wait.’

Come to think of it, mama has given some damn good advice over the years. She’s just full of one liners. In fact, sometimes she’s down right entertaining.

Like when she tries using slang, or worse– randomly busts out 90’s slang…that sh*% keeps you laughing for days, which is why the peeps over at Postcards from Yo Momma, have created an entire repository of maternal correspondence for your reading pleasure.

Beware, you may begin lizzing.

This one is totally my mom:

More of mom on Facebook:

Typical…

Mom on MILF…

For more laughs at the expense of mothers everywhere (you ungrateful little brat) head over to site, or just call your mom and ask her what a MILF is.

Until next time,

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