Taking the stand: Fringe Vests

Let’s start by reviewing the case: Merriam-Webster’s online dictionary defines the word ‘fringe’ as follows:

ˈfrinj 1: an ornamental border consisting of short straight or twisted threads or strips hanging from cut or raveled edges or from a separate band 2: a) something that is marginal, additional, or secondary to some activity, process, or subject <a fringe sport> b) a group with marginal or extremist views c) fringe benefit

Omen or Irony? When it comes to wearing fringe, it’s a good rule of thumb to make sure both definitions apply to the item in question. Most of the fringe seen on the street lately has been on purses, shoes, and other accessories, which generally makes for a good fit. (Refer to Exhibit A)

We’ve even let a few questionable pairs of Minnetonka boots fly under the radar this winter, but even these weren’t enough fringe for some and thus the fringe vest has been resurrected once again.  (Refer to Exhibit B)

Since there’s really no subtle way to wear a fringe vest, it’s an obvious rule breaker, but then again, rules were made to be broken. But be careful cause chronic rule breaking could lead you into serious crime.

Let’s just say a fringe vest isn’t the type of thing you grab on your way out the door, unless of course you identify with one of the images seen Exhibit C, in which case you’re exempt.

If the above statement is true, is it fair to say that fashion crimes occurring in or around the garment in question are premeditated? A 1st Degree Fashion Crime, could it be?

Evidence:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

So, members of The Pretty Committee, do you support the fringe binge or does it make you cringe?

Left-Tie: Last X-mas my sister needed a pair of black boots. She found some in suede with FRINGE. Being her protective older brother I snatched the ugly shoes right out of her hand and yelled at her for wanting something that only girls in rural parts of the country wear. She was going to Tahoe not Texas. My point: fringe is a cancer and based on the evidence it has spread to more than just boots. It must be stopped. I don’t like it on boots and I don’t like it on vests.

Trendspotter: I’m not a huge fan of the fringe vest, but if it’s something you’re itching to try, find one that suits your frame. There’s nothing worse then an oversized fringe vest, except for a too tight cropped fringe vest. Ick! Again if you must, opt for a staple color or light color like gray. Avoid bright colors ( like purple Miss Barton) and keep everything else clean and simple. Can you imagine seeing Lindsay Lohan’s get up walking down the street? Scary.

Lady Lex: I’m a big fan of the whole bohemian chic look, which the fringe vest definitely invokes, so I’d be inclined to try this trend. However, I have a feeling I’d probably buy one and then never actually wear it cause as mentioned above, wearing a fringe vest requires some prior planning, which sort of contradicts the who boho-chic look. I have a fringe purse though. I love it.

Jess: I love the fringe! It adds some flavor to your wardrobe – however, black and brown are the staples I would stick too.  The purple fringe looks a little cheap to me.  It is the perfect addition to a hobo-chic wardrobe. Giddy up girls!

Ashley: Hot Bonanza! I dig the fringe vest in a vibrant color paired with a basic tank, pair of cute skinny jeans and some amazing heels. It’s Cowgirl Chic!

Daphne: I think the fringe vest is a hit if you live in a fashion forward city where it’s clear that you’re trendy and not a  local yocal. Perfect for shopping or running errands downtown in the village. Not great for NYC summers cause it gets too hot and sticky and most fringe vests are suede. I dig the fringe, it brings you back to the’ flappers’ era. Paired with jeans and tall boots or a jean skirt and tall boots, looks great! It’s a fun, cute layering accessory!

Posh Hippie: I remember my first interaction with a fringe vest. I was a freshman in high school and two of the popular, pretty blond senior girls decided to be subversive and dress up like hippies. It was appropriate because they were already practicing free love. But this was not a theme dance and as the girls drunkenly whipped their fringe around, flinging it the faces of anyone in their path, I realized something had to be done to stop them. It was I who intervened on behalf of the other kids, who were intimidated by their popularity. I don’t remember what I said, but I know it was clever and earned me friends. This confrontation has not made me a fringe vest bigot, but it does contribute to me thinking of it as slut gear at worst, and costume party at best. Oh, those early memories can burn deep. I own one that I have warn with great joy — to theme parties. This might be a timely opportunity to sell that vest on eBay. I like Mischa’s purple vest. If you tone it down by not having long flying fringe and wear it with something plain (she needs to lose the belt, or wear a belt that fits lower on her body) then I think it can be pretty cute.

Verdict: Hung jury. Leave your comments below to help bring this case to a close.

XOXO,
The Gals and Guy of INPT