Taking the Stand: Liquid Leggings a.k.a Latex Leggings a.k.a Pleather Leggings

Let’s Review the Case: Leggings in general are good kids. Yes, they’ve been involved in a few crimes, but those only happen when they’re running with the wrong crowd (i.e. short tops, neon colors, flip-flops, lace, stir-ups, etc.) or pretending to be something they’re not (i.e. Pants!). But under the right supervision, they can be good-standing citizens in almost any closet.

But can the same be said for their shiny cousins though? While part of the legging family, liquid leggings are a different breed. These kids are slick, fearless, and already prowling the streets. Their official definition, according to press reports, is as follows:

Liquid leggings– noun [lik-wid leg-ings] 1. A close fitting stretch pant made from material that imitates the state of molecules moving freely among themselves, as in water. 2. Shiny stretchy tights made of leather or synthetic something-or-other. 3. Butt terrorism.

And like in any family, there’s the good, the bad, and the ugly. (Refer to Exhibit A)

Spottings of the garment in question began last fall and have been steadily increasing. In fact, fan and repeat wearer Lindsay Lohan even sells them herself. (Refer to Exhibit B)

Like the swine flu, the most alarming issue about this trend is its ability to quickly mutate. Indicators show this is a strong possibility. (Refer to Exhibit C)

Evidence:

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

In such uncertain times, we’re so lucky to have The Pretty Committee to turn to for answers. So what’s it’s going to be member of the jury, is this still-wet-spray-painted-on look fly or is it dry and time to say good-bye.

Posh Hippie: The only person who can wear these is Leslie Hall, the Keeper of the Gem, whose shtick is to border on classless for laughs. Everyone else just looks classless and doesn’t even have a white rapper from Iowa CD to their credit. I say nope. But if you do wear it, at least you will easily be able to slip through the hands of the law in these slimy-looking numbers.

Trendspotter: These hot pants take you right to the hot seat. There’s really no middle ground with this trend, it’s either a total hit or a total miss, and I’m guessing most cases fall under the latter. However, there are a couple of folks who can make it work. Rihanna and catwoman.

Lady Lex: I like them. They give you that sexy rock star appeal, but definitely not for everyone. It’s hard look to pull off, if you don’t have the legs, don’t even bother cause you’ll end up looking like a sausage casing.

Jess: In some cases, this trend can be a hit.  For the rocker look, try the black liquid leggings, a white wife beater, some heels and bright red lipstick.  However, the gold leggings do not float my boat.  In exhibit C, they seem to make her thighs look larger, and in my book that is a no-no.  In conclusion, I would say this is a trend you have to wear with caution.

Daph: Liquid leggings in my mind are out. They had there moment to shine, and now they’re done. I’m not going to deny rocking them in black somewhat recently, but I’ll be the first to admit, they’re pretty tacky. If you must do it, black is the only way, all other colors are totally unnecessary. Come on, do you really want to be wearing something called  “pleather,” ummm yuck.

Ashley: Consider the physique of your favorite supehero – Wonderwoman for example. That lady hits the gym hard and she has earned the right to wear painted on metallic spandex. So, superhero = liquid leggings. I’ll have to pass and enjoy a little mint chocolate chip instead.

Left-Tie: These remind me of 70’s hot pants. I’ve seen far worse things in and around women’s legs. For a night out why not? They are fun.  This wet look is refreshingly fashionable.

Verdict: If you’re really itching for a way to break away from your good girl image, these puppies may help. Only wear them in black, preferably on the back of a motorcycle on your way to Vegas or the Viper Room.

XOXO,
The Gals and Guys of INPT