When it comes to derrières, Sir Mix-a-lot has positioned himself as an expert. Thus he set the bar pretty high when he said, “My anaconda don’t want none, unless you’ve got buns, hun.”

I mean even guys want a booty like Beyoncé these days, just read Thursday’s Style on Trial.

But don’t worry butthigh sufferers, there’s hope. What’s a butthigh? Allow me to explain…  A but-thigh is the result of having no distinction between a person’s thigh and their caboose, kind of like a cankle, but on the backside. Synonyms: Flat butt, or no butt.

I thought I was the first person to come up with a word for this syndrome, but google proved me wrong.  Apparently butthigh is already in the urban dictionary.  Google!

But again no need to worry, there’s now a non-surgical cure, it’s called the Booty Pop. And yes, it’s okay for women to wear such things, sorry boys!

Basically Booty Pops are panties that make your PoPo pop with the help of a little extra padding. They come in all different cuts from classic, to boyshorts, even lace.

Packaged to look sort of like cotton candy, Booty Pops come in colors like Blueberry Gum Drops, Black Licorice, Lemon Jellybean, and Pink Cotton Candy. You can even decide the amount of junk you’d like to add to your trunk. i.e. Full Booty Pop or the Half Booty Pop.

Price ranges from $28-$35. To purchase, just go to http://www.bootypoppanties.com

Let me know if you have a pair and how they worked for you. I would love to hear a good story behind these, no pun intended.

Yours truly,

Lady Lex